army.

the 2 weeks of army has came (shit, i typed “comed”) to an end. I seriously love my section. I am so grateful that I am in section 4 (“section 4 happening arh”. haha.)

And I did like the most hypocritical thing i ever did. I practically forced my section mate to report sick immediately. But I didn’t report sick when I sprain/twisted my angle and hurt my knees. But legs are bandaged in 3 different areas. HAHA.

Let me try to recall some of the fun and memoriable happening.

Once, during a night run, we started singing “my heart will go on”. like LOL. HAHA. and alot of National songs. and also “when you believe”. haha.

Also, haha. This guy named Shawn was like clearly totally flirting with one of my bunk mates, Aaron. haha. He asked Aaron to help him carry a box and he was like, “omg, you are so strong” in a totally “please have sex with me now” voice. HAHA. I cannot stand it. haha.

And in army, if you never hear the word chi bi (sp? HAHA) or fuck in a day, you can go declare that you are deaf and down PES to PES E or something. And it was very funny when Chao Tong was pretending to be a commander and he, “*blah blah blah*, don’t make me sex you. you vagina.” HAHAHAHA, he was trying not to use fuck and chi bi. haha.

Oh, and we had to do First Aid. haha. I was doing it with Darren. and he said like “i am going to get nightmares tonight”. O.O. insulted. haha. but he didn’t mean it that way. haha. thankful. i hope. haha. First Aid involves alot of rubbing your cock onto someone else’s body. HAHA. You can just search for pictures online of all of the various positions. It is quite hilarious and fun.

and getting our rifles was so exciting. :)) haha.

continue later. tired of typing already.

~ by martinchris on December 27, 2008.